Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Carissimi Famiglia e amici, questa settimana era un poco pazza! Perchè? Dirò tutto!

"We all bought some new shades from a man with no teeth...we are suckers for the no toothers."
Well, Sorella Burkman came down with a NASTY flu last week and we were inside the house from Monday afternoon to Friday morning. Then on Monday of this week Sorella Ervin came down with the same bug and we have been in the house until today. I have fondly been named Dictator Alley by Sorella Burkman. She was a naughty patient and was refusing to drink and eat, but during the night she was sneaking banana bread and pizza at 3 am when we were all asleep.....so yes Dictator Alley was forced to put her foot down. haha Hopefully they are both on the mend. When I called Sorella Dibb to let her know about Sorella Ervin she said, "Well, Sister Alley, call me when you start to feel sick since you will get it I am sure." Oh sweet, Sorella Dibb, i refuse to get sick, I am an Alley. Ain't no body got time for that! 


Good story: well as all of you know, I am literally terrified of something happening to my body when I am asleep, hence the pressure I like to sleep with.... protection. Well as payback for a wonderful time I scared the geebys out of Sorella Burkman in the bathroom, Sorella Burkman played on this weakness. 

The time is 10:53 (sorry Pres...) and Sorella Ervin and I are chatting in bed. We think that sorella b has fallen asleep but suddenly i felt something change in the atmosphere. I say, "Why do I feel like there is an evil spirit in the room?" Sorella Ervin tells me to stop imagining and to go to sleep. Well, I can hear something scratching so now i am really feeling uncomfortable. I am trying to be a big girl and not freak out WHEN SOMEONE GRABS MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally thrust myself out of bed to chase the evil demon out of the room when low and behold it is the lovely BURKSTER. Yup, that little gal managed to sneak out of bed and crawl under the bunk bed, wait a substantial amount of time before nearly giving me a heart attack. Oh dear Sorella Burkman, payback is so much sweeter. Sleep with your eyes open girlfriend....

"Sorella Ervin got in a fight
with the bike, and the pavement won. "
Anyways, in other happy sleeping news, Agosto 5 marks a huge day for me in the mission. People, I slept through the entire night for the FIRST time on my mission!!!!It was one of those nights that RMàs always talk about when you hit the pillow and don't even move till 630. Blessed, blessed night. 

Also, Sorella Ervin managed to crash fantastically this week. One second, she was going straight and perfect and the next somehow she was on the ground in between 2 poles, though she didn't hit either of them..... haha what the heck. Italians are nice and always help while the horrible american companions initial reaction is to laugh....but alas, all is well is Zion, and she has been restored to perfect health. 

Um, guess who is already listening to Christmas music? I have stooped THAT low....Do not judge. One can only handle the same 5 Motab CDs before one wants to put them in the microwave. And Christmas music is fanatistic so va beh (its fine)

baci da Rimini! 


Sorella Alley   


"This is a representation of my relationship with emilio
 (sister b in the helmet acting as emilio) and sorella E acting as me, the "cherished daughter"

"Sorella Burkman's birthday in Italy! The Zuffolini's
had us over for dinner and suprised her with the cutest birthday bash ever!"

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