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| ""Posso usare il suo bagno?"- Sorella Alley "Certo!" -cafe owner "This is your bathroom....I'll hold it." -Sorella Alley " |
Ciaooooooo, let's begin with a message to Pierre. Dad, there is an
area in the mission that is actually in Switzerland. So, only those with
an European citizenship can serve there. So basically like 0 sorella.
however, we learned this week that if a parent was born in Europe then
the child just has to apply for citizenship! Hello, my name is Christine
Marie Alley - that is like 66.6 % (crud, i hope that is right....you
know me and fractions) so can you look into that for me Pierre Andrè. I
am pretty sure I hear Switzerland calling my name! Thanks pops.
This last thursday, as in like 6 days ago, Anziano
Tixiera came and did a zone training. He is the Area President and is
native Portugulian. So re-read his name and then say it correctly. In
the whacked out world of portugese (yes Bubbus, i said whacked) the x
makes some shhhhh sound. WHAT THE NO! Anyways, it was incredibly and
compared the parable of the talents to missionary work. He used me as an
example and gave me 5 talents. Well according to Matthew 25, I did some
serious good work and returned 10 talents. He compared it to us giving
our missions absolutely everything we have got in us and taking chances.
I left spiritual renewed and wanting to take a sledgehammer to Captian
Lucifer. Ain't no body....welll actually in this case, he ain't got no
body....that can take this Sister Alley down! BOOM! haha guys did you
get the pun. Relief. I am still funny. So to make things even more
spiritual President Dibb ask us if we are full tithe payers. I am like,
"ya dude, I haven't had an income for 9 months, it is a little late to
be asking me that." but then he helped us do the math. For elders, who
serve 2 years at the average age of 20, the mission compares to 10% of
their life. It is similar for sister missionaries....So with this is
mind,am i a full tithe payer?! Again, I came away wanting to THROW
myself into the work! So it was a wonderfully lovely evening.
Now, I must address the 1.5 spanish speakers of the
house. Yes, the fluent Stephen and the learning Herman Alley. I am in a
ward heavily populated by Spanish speakers. What in the business is this
"porkche" stuff. IN the beautiful language of Italian, Perché/poiché
means why or because. So I am assuming your porkche means the same but
stop destroying Latin ya pigs....oh i am full of puns tonight. Porkche -
pigs. Miss me?
Okay,I'd better say goodbye before I start a Spanish
rebellion so I love you guys! Keep on putting the bam into Fam and know
that you are prayed for every single night. Fino a la prossima
mercoledì, sono fuori!
Vi amo!
Sorella Alley
Other pictures from the life of Sorella Alley:
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| "This is Sorella Killpack's view of our companionship." |
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| "We also get handed roses on the Street sometimes. We can't give book of mormons out because we get roses....awkward" |
Our wonderful Halloween celebration before we made our music video.
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| "Sorella Killpack, a proper British bloke in her natural habitat, complete with Percy the Duck and a map of her inquisitions." |
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| "Sorella Alley, a redskinned native in her natural habitat, calling on the power of the house pot because it is probably against the whitehand book to start a fire on the balcony." |
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| "My pumpkin - I carved my pumpkin so that the light of the fire would illuminate the Pass along cards of Christ and the Book of Mormon. That is right, glowing pass along cards on the balcony." |
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| "Fighting off the frigid weather like arabian princesses." |
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| "We took a little stroll through a mote. Yes, a medieval-once-filled-with- |
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| "So a cathedral was built over a cemetary. And someone had the idea to
dig up the bones and put them inside the Church. I am guessing he was fired." |
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| "a very famous panzerotti place in Italy...so buono." |
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